"I tied all your socks together, dipped them in flour paste and made this neat ornamental stick"

 

0 - (From Dilbert)

     "Obviously we'll have to dig another hole to hold all the dirt"

 

0 - (From Dilbert)

     "The Dogbert method of avoiding guilt is very simple. All your problems are caused by invisible people named Juan and Cindy. All you have to do is find them and kill them."

 

0 - (From Dilbert)

     "If people are starving in Africa they should move to France"

 

0 - (From my dog)

     "Woof"