0 - Have you ever eaten in your life?

 

0 - Are you a fragment of digital information?

 

0 - If a man says something in a forest, and no woman is around to correct him, is he still wrong?

 

0 - What time will it be the next time I ask you this question?

 

0 - Can I borrow a piece of pencil?

 

0 - Can I see your fake ID?

 

0 - What is the answer to this question?

 

0 - Are you prone to denial?

 

0 - Will you answer no or anything that means no to this question?

 

0 - Have you ever commited suicide?

 

0 - What year did you die?

 

0 - Did your dad make the girls high-school football team?

 

0 - True or truer? You're a cow.

 

0 - Did you know propane flame is a delicacy in some countries?

 

0 - Whats the number for 911?

 

0 - How do you say potato?

 

0 - Did you know Tylenol is a better medicine than popcorn?

 

0 - This isn't pointless. how do you explain the dots on the "i"s?

 

0 - If two sides of a triangle are 41.95 in. and 32.535 cm. with an angle of 92.32 degrees then if a brick was dropped out of a 30 story window at a factor of 0.76 gravity while a carton of milk is being put into a locker and its 43% through winter and the songbirds are singing while the clouds are moving northwest to southeast at 3 m a second how long until a train crashes into the Eiffel tower?

 

0 - How pointless was the previous question?